good words are worth much,
and cost little

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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Q: why is your url cramp

cramp:

im painful and girls hate me


asked by Anonymous
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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement